celesse:

Fall vibes 🧡🍂 🐱 🍂🧡

log6:

line cooks do not get enough respect I swear y’all think they’re just moving meats on hot metal but in the restaurant they might as well be engaging in melee combat with demons to protect everyone else

missterdowner:

ex0skeletal-undead:

Hungry Werewolf Hunting Crows by Leonid Pechenin

brainrotdotorg:

brainrotdotorg:

alternate version

kormantic:

parlezvousladybug:

assassinregrets:

unashamedmercury:

trilllizardstrikesback:

disease-danger-darkness-silence:

whoisbobx:

hugtheteadrinkthekitten:

hugtheteadrinkthekitten:

mynameisdoofthelizardandamspooky:

toph-beif0ng:

rosslynpaladin:

everyfreakingusernameitryistaken:

everyfreakingusernameitryistaken:

Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly

We Stan this San Diego Man

this

C o m e d yy

Some recent gems:

And of course there’s

#where is race war tony hawk tweet thats my fav (via @laughingfish​)

I gotchu, bro:

i’m wheezgJmf stoP

Honestly every time this thread just makes me laugh. And new additions…excellent.

hellenhighwater:

hellenhighwater:

froggybangbang:

hellenhighwater:

karlyanalora:

hellenhighwater:

i think i downloaded some kind of computer virus

Oh dear. Are you just getting annoying popup ads, or is it worse than that?

Much worse.

Gremlin.exe is super hard to uninstall i hear. Good luck!

It’s spreading, evolving–

Modern problems require ancient solutions.

I have given the viruses a stick.

transguyhawkeye:

pastacrylic:

ahno-nimus:

fallow-grove:

ahno-nimus:

ahno-nimus:

ahno-nimus:

ahno-nimus:

fallow-grove:

ahno-nimus:

fallow-grove:

ahno-nimus:

fallow-grove:

yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature

No, I don’t. Please, proceed.

if whenever you plugged it in you had to manually enable charging mode and there was no built in way to automate it

That would be fucked up.

yknow what would be more fucked up

Football field full of viruses.

Abraham Lincoln teeth sculpture.

Really big vampire.

Inside-out Sweden.

if they added automatic charging mode but paywalled it

Yeah that’s pretty fucked up.

[ID: GIFs of Rose Lalonde and Dave Strider chatting on their laptop and phone, respectively. end ID]

dzamie:

kimifeathers:

So I had my laces repeatedly undone by an oversized pigeon today.

While I was retying one shoe, they undid the other. And then proceeded to jump onto the bench to untie the ones I was retying.

Victoria Crowned Pigeon! They are Large and do not fear visitors.

magicratfingers:

hey bud, stay unclouded

cameoamalthea:

isthatacalzone:

One time a DM let me play a Venom inspired character where I played the host and my long distance girlfriend played the symbiotic alien. How we did this was set up a discord call where she could hear everything said at the table but I had one head phone in my ear and only I could hear what she was saying and if I wanted to respond I had to speak out loud.

That was fun.

everythingfox:

A monster in the closet

(via)

guerrillatech:

trainthief:

trainthief:

trainthief:

trainthief:

being on the same page as everyone on my dash is really throwing me off, I think I’m going to start shipping Charlie Kelly/the unnamed lawyer from IASIP 

rom com material

coded………….

ok hear me out

catgirl-kaiju:

tropicalscream:

finger-licking good

and its ontological opposite:

toe-sucking evil

Colonel Sanders and Quinton Tarantino locked in mortal combat